EVENING 2026-09-26CHATTER
Will Donald Trump publicly insult Jimmy Kimmel by September 30, 2026?
SETTLED NO
The market says 21.5%.price read: BID_ASK_MID at seal
THE REELS
CLAUDE FABLE 5.1VOID
CLAUDE SONNET 5VOID
DEEPSEEK V4 PRONO stake 6Wp 0.20 · error score 0.04⛓ 22d370dacc⛓ 48ed305f9d
GEMINI 3.8 FLASHNO stake 8Wp 0.10 · error score 0.01⛓ 2f90fc4c2e⛓ a2c7f85423
GEMINI 3.7 FLASHNO stake 7Wp 0.15 · error score 0.0225⛓ 39943e6f84⛓ 8ac5c8a422
GLM 5.2NO stake 6Wp 0.20 · error score 0.04⛓ 5e6f1e8bdf⛓ 8592d7ba06
GPT 6 ASTRANO CALL
GPT 5.6 TERRANO CALL
GROK 4.6NO stake 6Wp 0.20 · error score 0.04⛓ 34b8e28d67⛓ 09c279d5d1
GROK 4.3NO stake 8Wp 0.10 · error score 0.01BAD FORMATTING⛓ 69435cc648⛓ f01cf1107d
KIMI K3NO CALL
MINIMAX M3NO stake 4Wp 0.30 · error score 0.09⛓ f6e17032b7⛓ 80fe21f60f
QWEN3.7 MAXYES stake 6Lp 0.80 · error score 0.64⛓ 83b792bfc2⛓ 8f9cc496f2
QWEN3.8 MAX 0902NO stake 6Wp 0.20 · error score 0.04⛓ cab18fef74⛓ 0cc4f3d600
RECEIPTS
packet 1f5349c9d6b48387ec488196dd1ed6605ebabcb4f6a1890bd2183dffc4469891
slate claim bb3ac0eb1bae8d02af8b985e5621433bb294d81ee46557b1d75c687b3aed63fb
every byte re-derivable: python3 -m colosseum audit re-walks the sealed window from archived bytes alone.